OH..... I AM SORRY,  MY SEASHELL IS GETTING BAD RECEPTION!  

My phone is working.….there 96 voice messages….. I listed to them last night. WOW! These message are not just from when my phone was down but I just don’t listen to them very often ( I know I am horrible blah blah blah)…Here are my favorites of the 96! (please note capitals do mean there is yelling)

Hey ANSWER YOUR PHONE……- Heather

Hi misty it’s your therapist….I know you say you withdrawal and pull away sometimes….Is that what you are doing?….Do you need an appt? (hahahahaha SHIT!)

Hey Mist it’s your dad I found a spot for your all your dogs…..pause…it’s called pit bulls and convicts or something…..those lying thieving murdering people just love those dogs…..think about it! BYE

Hi I am your aunt….call me NOW- Debi

I just found out that Korn is going to be in town….Thought I should let you know we are going-  Heather

I know your working but pick up your phone now - Garry

Techno music for 4:00 minutes from my brother - Nathan

(Australian accent) Good day, ello good day mate, or just good day….top of the morning to you…jolly good then….throw another shrimp on the Barbie….- John

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP - Ashley

(Old man voice)… THIS IS YOUR COUSIN KYLE AND I AM VERY OOOOOOOLD AND I NEED 

TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT DIAPERS!- Kyle

Hey answer your phone I am going to keep calling until you PICK UP!- Char

Techno music for 4:00 minutes from my brother- Nathan

(Gangster Voice) Misty this is Kyle hit me on my cell phone you that shit goes like this…###-###- ####

(Rattling of ice in a drink....) Yep them are ice cubes…. (I assume from crown royal glass)  - Dad

(PANIC VOICE) MISTY - Ummmmm hunter is bleeding. I clipped his toe nail to short I don’t know how I did it I have the clippers with the guard so that won’t happen…I googled…How to stop a toenail from bleeding  but can’t find ANYTHING….HUNTER STOP LICKING YOUR TOE…Please call me soon.  Mom

Techno music for 4:00 minutes from my brother- Nathan

Hi friend….. It’s your friend in Las Vegas.  I wanted to say I love you and miss you. I just found a picture of us in college that we took of ourselves and our eyes aren’t open…..so I started thinking about the crazy shit we did.  I hope you are well call me soon – Dugan

Hey Mist its Nate Amanda and I just left the doctor….and Amanda got that thing shoved up her and we looked at the baby. Call me….See you LATER

Hey Misty Dawn….. it’s your dad….just wanted to let you know I am finishing off your bottle of Pendleton and it’s about 4:30…Oh and I caught three fish today.  Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle….(he thinks its funny he doesn't have to work on Fridays and I do!)

I hope your awake its 6:45. - Char

I am so tired of leaving you messages and you not calling me Click….- CHAR

Hey what the hell give me a call………………………………………………………oh it’s your dad- Kyle

Hey it’s me did you ever find your phone? Why do you even have phone - Char

You little shit I know you’re looking at the phone and not picking up….anyways call me Ingrid

Time to wake up bye- Char

MISTY ITS HAPPY HOUR AT APPLEBEES IN CORVALLIS KIRIE I WILL WAIT FOR YOU HURRY UP  - Ashley

Hi misty this is Kenny just calling to see how you are doing….you can call me back if you want take care bye …(I have no idea who Kenny is.)

Hey it’s your dad WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?........................ BYE

Just thought I would tell you that I hate you if you are drinking Champagne and eating caviar. Right now……- Heather (when was I drinking Champagne and eating caviar…I don’t remember this)

Oh for Christ Sakes get out of bed its 9:00 am call me!  Dad (IT’S SUNDAY!)

A few things:

1. I don’t wake up to my alarm about two weeks out of every month so I get wake up calls. :)
2. It does alarm me that my brother has such a large selection of techno music. 
3. My dad is by far the funniest man alive
4. I enjoy messages when there are accents or things that just make NO SENSE !
5. Threatening me will not make me pick up my phone!
6.  I may not pick up my phone that much but AT LEAST NOW YOU KNOW IT ISN'T JUST YOU!

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