Check out the following link.....That can be my next tweet!  

I don't use twitter as much as the other social networks but this link predicts from your old posts what your future posts will be!  I got a good laugh!

What a hover board!? Yes the fir trees! My list of things too are wonderful!

Easy like sunday morning......:0) Tooooo sleepy for Patron tonight....Feliz cinco de mayo ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?

Shimp wrecked bloody marys.....ah yeah! Ready to go camping.......so excited!

  

Sleeping under the fir trees! On my list of Animals Saphira is just like her mother!!! damn cars..

SNOT HEAD shopped for a big brimmed fancy hat.....and I made out.

Let er buck!! ‎I don't want your advice, you're 26 fucking years old.

AND MY FAVORITES: 

I need a little girl ! (totally appropriate. All I have been waiting for is my sisters little girl to be born.)  

Smoking under the hospital tonight! WHAT?