This morning I woke up to something all over my apartment. As my eyes focused these are the probabilities that went through my head A) diarrhea is everywhere B) the dogs ate the cat C) I am hallucinating.
Quickly I decided on option B because it looked furry. The first thing that I questioned was how did I sleep through the dogs eating the cat and ripping its hair out? Second if that’s the case I really need to stop drinking!!!!
To my relief the black furriness everywhere was not my cat but my make up brushes instead. My cat has a funny obsession with brushes of any kind. He is CRAZY about them, so I guess last night he just wanted to rip them apart. I wasn't upset, I guess because he is still alive.
Quickly I decided on option B because it looked furry. The first thing that I questioned was how did I sleep through the dogs eating the cat and ripping its hair out? Second if that’s the case I really need to stop drinking!!!!
To my relief the black furriness everywhere was not my cat but my make up brushes instead. My cat has a funny obsession with brushes of any kind. He is CRAZY about them, so I guess last night he just wanted to rip them apart. I wasn't upset, I guess because he is still alive.
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